Saturday, October 31, 2026

Question: Michigan has a tiny community called Hell, about 15 miles northwest of Ann Arbor. For about $100, what title can visitors buy there?

Answer: Mayor of Hell for a day. Honorary mayors spend their term answering phone calls and making decisions, and every term ends the same way: with an impeachment notice. As for real elections, the town says they’re held “when Hell freezes over.”